(via karla-world)
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
(via chin-up-beautiful)
| pretty girl: | boyfriend |
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| ugly girl: | boyfriend |
| weird girl: | boyfriend |
| obnoxious girl: | boyfriend |
| rude girl: | boyfriend |
| stupid girl: | boyfriend |
| lesbian girl: | boyfriend |
| dead girl: | boyfriend |
| me: | i had a pet fish once but then it died |
(via w0rld-0f-chances)
(via daydre4ming)
Random Quotes → New Girl
(via poseidons-bitch)
(via lemonade-in-the-shade)
| me after running for one minute: | i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing |
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| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
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| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| Physics tests: | The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |
this movie!!!
(via poseidons-bitch)
(via 10knotes)
| Mom: | LET'S GO I'M READY |
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| : | 10 minutes go by |
| Mom: | are you ready yet????? |
| Me: | I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes |
| Mom: | Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel |
